glumshoe:

fish-harlan:

Wait but what if you have a guest coming who can also fly?

glumshoe:

When I am hungry, I fly.

When I have recently fed, I am perfectly round, and I simply roll my wondrously spherical body up and down my horrible castle path.

gone-chasing-the-wind:

I support these shenanigans. But consider. How do YOU get to your estate?

glumshoe:

It’s not supposed to be safe—it’s supposed to be accessible, technically, but dangerous. I don’t want any sensible guests visiting my castle at all.

…actually, if I install a very low, 2-inch barrier on either side of the path to keep wheelchairs from sliding off, it would become safer to traverse in a wheelchair than on foot. Very tempting.

blatantly-pseudonymous:

what about wheelchairs and wheelchair users

the crane option doesn’t sound all that safe if I’m honest, and the path obviously isn’t

slinkanora:

Fun fact, most castles like this actually had a special pulley system for Pulling Furniture up into the castle. Furniture did not come up that disability inaccessible ramp, it came from the bottom of the cliff and was ascended into the heavens by a human powered crane.

olofahere:

You’re gonna regret that when you buy furniture

glumshoe:

No. That’s a rope bridge. They have their place, but not here.

This is what I’m talking about:

hanlonrazor:

Like this one?

glumshoe:

NO. fuck you

cryoverkiltmilk:

Hand rails?

glumshoe:

when I’m a baron OR a count OR a marquis I’m going to insist that my castle is only accessible via one long, narrow, twisting path that drops off into an abyss on either side

cinebro:

saoirse ronan and kate winslet in a lesbian period drama!!!!!!

serve incoming

transwitcher:

i know jaskier is decently well known in canon but like… HOW well known? because i keep imagining geralt being like “oh yeah and this is my traveling companion” and you look and it’s just like the fantasy equivalent of beyonce